My Dad had a neighbor in Santee, South Carolina, who gave him fresh figs. Now that my Dad is here in Tennessee, and having terrible back pain, I thought he needed cheering up, so I bought these beautiful figs at West Nashville Costco.
After eating a few (several) myself and taking my Dad a few, I considered what to do with the remainder.
While Googling fig jam, I discovered something previously completely unknown. FIGJAM is an acronym for F*** I'm Good, Just Ask Me!